The Sissy Monster
The sissy monster lives in the forest with his wife, and his job is to scare kids in the woods, but he's not very successful because he's clumsy and he's always getting hurt and crying. The sissy monster goes out to scare these two boys but runs into trouble. His wife has to bandage him up all the time. This sissy monster does more crying than anything else. The whole story is hilarious and will be your kids favorite book.